Lessons I learned from my Exes

Had a friend pose the question to me " Have you not learned anything in college?" After much thought beyond the hours of drone learning in the fine halls of LSU, I rebutted with "Hell have you seen the guys I've dated lately? I've learned plenty!" So here I am putting pen to paper ( or whatever) to share my learning experience with a bit of wit......

Lessons I learned from my Exes:
1. Crazy is crazy, and will always be crazy
2. That ex back home, she's probably not an ex after all
3. Don't loose sleep over a guy who dumps by email
4. He doesn't return your calls, he isn't worth the effort
5. Opposites may attract but they don't last
6. If it's clear he's after one thing run fast and far
7. Don't rebound to the first Tom, Dick, or Harry you meet because he'll always end up being a loser you regret knowing
8. Just because he's cute and going somewhere in life, it doesn't mean he can get away with not being able to hold a conversation
9. The harder you try to avoid an ex, the more you run into him
10. The good ones slip away, but the lousy ones hang around forever